OCD!!!

Please forgive me for I have OCD... does it bother you?? Yes, I load the dishwasher a certain way... the RIGHT way! Yes, I fold my laundry in specific order... my order! Yes, I organize... it keeps life simple! Life is complicated enough, isn't it?? You may think you're "helping" me by doing the dishes but trust me all you're really doing is driving me insane! Please, don't try folding the clothes either... they wrinkle that way... and you have got to know its the end of the world when you are wearing wrinkled clothes!!!

Does my OCD bother you? Am I hurting you in any way shape or form? No? Then get over it! I have a system and the system works for me. Don't screw with it! David and his buddy Joey thought it was hilarious one night (back when Wyatt was an baby - 2004) to rearrange the DVDs after I had gone to bed. They took handfuls and moved them all sorts of places, totally throwing my system out of whack. Not only did they do this... they BET on how long it would take me to figure it out!!! So the next morning rolls around, I am up at 7 feeding Wyatt his breakfast, walk into the living room to turn on the tv... my eyes fall directly on the row of DVDs in the tv cabinet. Something was wrong.... Aladdin was next to Dirty Dancing which was next to Top Gun. WTF!!!! Dammit David!!!! I yelled. Joey jumped awake on the couch laughing when he realized why I was upset. I made the boys watch Wyatt as I immediately re-organized my DVD collection back the way it should be... in alphabetical order.

Why do I do this? I don't have a clue. It's my way... and that means its the RIGHT way! Sure, it might be fun for you to mess with me... but let me have my "ways" and you can tease me all you want. I know I am insane with my OCD tendencies, but they keep me happy and lets face it... its ALL about making Mommy HAPPY!!!

So... my next writing venture begins... because Mommy has OCD!!!! Enjoy...